I won’t die without coffee but you might

☕ I Won’t Die Without Coffee… But You Might – 20oz Tumbler for the Dangerously Caffeinated 😈💀

Because some of us don’t need coffee to survive — we need it to keep other people alive.

This 20oz stainless steel tumbler is for the unapologetic caffeine addict with a low tolerance for morning nonsense and a resting “don’t even” face. Featuring the quote:

“I won’t die without coffee… but you might,”

this cup is equal parts hilarious, unhinged, and 100% relatable.

For the ones who:

• Speak fluent sarcasm until their second latte
• Have considered putting “Coffee Enthusiast / Threat Level: High” on their résumé
• Know that caffeine is not a want… it’s a warning label

Tumbler Specs:

• 20oz stainless steel – strong enough to survive your mood swings
• Double-walled & vacuum-sealed – keeps your coffee hotter than your temper
• Includes lid & straw – perfect for sipping and judging
• Cupholder-friendly – for rage driving, school runs, and avoiding eye contact

Design Options:

• Sassy quote front and center: “I won’t die without coffee… but you might”
• Available in pastel irony (because chaos comes in cute too)
• Printed using permanent sublimation – no fading, no flaking, no chill
• Handmade with love, caffeine shakes, and possibly a death glare

Care Instructions:

• Hand wash only – she’s spicy, not dishwasher-friendly
• Not microwave safe – but still hotter than most exes

Perfect for gifting to your favorite coffee-addicted menace… or for keeping everyone in your house alive during your pre-coffee danger zone.