Not today - 20oz tumbler

💀🌻 Not Today, F*ckers – 20oz Tumbler | Skulls, Sunflowers & Zero Patience ☕🔥

For the days when your patience is on backorder, your give-a-damn is broken, and smiling politely just ain’t happening.

This 20oz stainless steel tumbler is your daily reminder to block the nonsense, sip something strong, and radiate chaotic floral energy.

Featuring the savage quote:

“Not Today, F*ckers”

and decorated with a delightfully unhinged combo of skulls + bright sunflowers, this tumbler is equal parts sass and aesthetic. It says, “I’m thriving,” but also “Try me, Karen.”

For the people who:

• Have a resting “absolutely not” face
• Find peace in caffeine, sarcasm, and petty revenge
• Know boundaries are self-care

Tumbler Specs:

• 20oz stainless steel – tough as your attitude
• Double-walled & vacuum sealed – keeps your drink hotter than your last meltdown
• Comes with a lid & straw – because hands are for flipping birds, not spilling drinks
• Fits in car cupholders – perfect for commute chaos and side-eye sips

Design Features:

• Bold black quote: “Not Today, F*ckers”
• Juxtaposition of edgy skulls with bright, bold sunflowers 🌻
• A vibe that screams “don’t mess with my energy”
• Permanent sublimation print – won’t fade, flake, or back down
• Handmade for the baddies who love skulls, sarcasm, and sunshine

Care Instructions:

• Hand wash only – because this queen doesn’t belong in a dishwasher
• Not microwave safe – she’s wild, not reckless

Gift it to your unfiltered bestie, your coworker who’s one coffee away from HR, or keep it for yourself — because honestly, the world’s lucky you’re hydrated