Sarcastic quotes - 20oz Tumbler

Zero Filter, Full Caffeine – 20oz Sarcastic Quote Tumbler | Swearing, Sass & Zero Tolerance for Dumbfuckery

If you’re running on caffeine, chaos, and a personality that screams “I’ve had enough of everyone’s sht”* — this tumbler is your new emotional support system.

Bold, blunt, and bad-mouthed in the best way, this 20oz stainless steel tumbler doesn’t hold back — just like you.

Featuring quotes like:

• “Let’s keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today.”
• “I don’t need your attitude, I have my own.”
• “Yes I’m a sarcastic bitch.”
• And other choice words you probably can’t say in HR meetings.

Tumbler Specs:

• 20oz stainless steel – durable enough to survive your daily rage
• Double-walled + vacuum-sealed – keeps drinks cold like your soul and hot like your sarcasm
• Comes with a lid & straw – so you don’t spill when someone tries you before 9am
• Cup holder friendly, sass included

Design Vibes:

• Wrap-around sublimation print – permanently pressed with foul-mouthed fabulousness
• Eye-catching fonts, punchy colors, and that “don’t talk to me” energy
• Printed by hand with just a sprinkle of spite and a gallon of caffeine

Care Tips:

• Hand wash only (it deserves better than your dishwasher)
• Don’t microwave – sarcasm doesn’t reheat well

Perfect for work desks, chaotic car rides, or anyone who’s over it before they’ve even clocked in. Also makes a wildly relatable gift for your most unhinged, lovable friend.