Sarcastic tarot cards - 20oz tumbler

🔮💀 Skeleton Tarot – 20oz Tumbler | Bold, Bright, and Brutally Honest 🌈🔥

Step aside, traditional tarot — this deck’s got sass, sarcasm, and skeletons who’ve seen things.

This 20oz stainless steel tumbler is decked out in bold, vibrant colors and features a series of snarky, soul-exposing skeleton tarot cards that are scarily accurate and a little too relatable.

Cards Featured:

• 🃏 The Hot Mess – disorganized, chaotic, but somehow thriving
• 🧠 The Reader – intuitive AF and probably judging you from behind a book
• 🕊️ The Last Flying F*ck – it’s gone. There are none left. RIP
• 😭 The Emotional Wreck – currently crying over a playlist
• 🔍 True Crime Junkie – knows 43 ways to dispose of a body (for educational purposes only)
• 🧘‍♀️ The Hippie Mom – sage in one hand, iced matcha in the other
• 🧊 The Zero F*cks Given – cold, cute, and entirely over it

For the souls who:

• Use sarcasm as a spiritual practice
• Laugh through the chaos (or cry, then laugh, then hex)
• Know the vibes are off, but still show up anyway

Tumbler Specs:

• 20oz stainless steel – built to handle your energy shifts
• Double-walled & vacuum sealed – keeps your iced coffee as cold as your humor
• Comes with lid & straw – for sipping in style while the universe tests you
• Cupholder-friendly – perfect for tarot readings on the go (or avoiding people)

Design Details:

• Bold, vibrant background – neon pops, cosmic hues, and a whole lotta personality
• Each card illustrated with sassy skeletons representing their chaotic archetype
• Permanent sublimation print – no fading, even under spiritual pressure
• Handmade for the misfits, mystics, and magnificent messes

Care Instructions:

• Hand wash only – respect the cards, respect the cup
• Not microwave safe – but full of hot takes and tea

Perfect for tarot lovers, spooky babes, and anyone who identifies as a walking contradiction with a sense of humo