True crime - 20oz Tumbler

🫆🩸Murder, Mayhem & Mochas – True Crime 20oz Tumbler | “If At First You Don’t Succeed, It’s Only Attempted Murder 🔪🩸

For the girlies who fall asleep to serial killer docs and would 100% survive a true crime docuseries (because you take notes) — this tumbler is your new favorite sidekick.

Featuring the iconic quote:

👉 “If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder.”

This 20oz stainless steel tumbler is equal parts caffeine, chaos, and criminal intent (the fictional kind… probably).

Tumbler Perks (unlike your search history):

• 20oz stainless steel – perfect for sipping while side-eyeing everyone
• Double-walled and vacuum-sealed – keeps drinks cold while your theories run hot
• Comes with lid & straw – because even wannabe detectives need hydration
• Fits in most car cup holders — aka your mobile crime podcast HQ

Design Deets:

• Permanent sublimation wrap – no peeling, no fading, no crime scene evidence
• Bold fonts + cheeky murder quote = suspiciously cute
• Made by hand with love and way too much knowledge of unsolved cases

Care Instructions:

• Hand wash only – not dishwasher safe (just like your Google searches)
• Do not microwave — that’s not the kind of explosion we want

Whether you’re binging podcasts, rewatching Netflix docuseries for clues, or simply living your best true crime aesthetic — this tumbler’s here to help you stay caffeinated, mildly unhinged, and always observant.